Take It From Me
Got a relationship conundrum? A sexual dilemma? Are your questions about love and relationships leaving you stumped? Don’t worry, we got you. Take It From Me will solve all your romantic quandaries.
Our expert panel of strangers will dissect your love life and set you on the path to happily ever after with some context-free and ill-informed advice. Secretly pining for your sexy but sociopathic ex-butcher? Hopelessly embroiled in a dead-end love affair with a dead ringer for Jello Biafra from the Dead Kennedys? Our advisers bring a wealth of experience from mostly irrelevant fields, and nut out solutions to your dilemmas.