It’s Sex Week at the Wheeler Centre this week, kicking off tonight with What Do Women Want? and finishing Friday with the latest instalment of our always-steamy (and generally silly) Erotic Fan Fiction.
Most of our Sex Week events are booked out, but you can still reserve a place at Thursday’s Lunchbox/Soapbox session with Dyani Lewis, Are We Too Promiscuous For Our Own Good?.
To set the mood, we’ve gathered some of the best bad romance covers we could find - a red-hot example of what some want, if the publishing industry is right.


Animals and sex don’t go together for most … but there is a romance series, Animal Magnetism, especially for animal lovers.


And for the kinky, or ridiculous, minded, there’s dinosaur porn …

A prospective husband in a leather trenchcoat, shirtless? Why not.

Gay pirate werewolf sex literature is a thing.

Why is there a little boy lurking under the table?